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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

Apple’s leaked 45W MagSafe charger is first to support Qi2.2 - The Verge

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

Space photo of the week: Pink 'raindrops' on the sun captured in greatest detail ever - Live Science

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Father who killed 3 daughters was 'active dad' but the 'system failed' him, ex-wife's attorney says - ABC News

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

How can I get over a break up?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Why is Reagan seen as the best president in the USA when he literally destroyed the American economy with trickle down system and was strongly against worker unions?

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

No way

Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs is facing trial — and these eccentric sketch artists - The Washington Post

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

United and JetBlue: How the Blue Sky partnership will help travelers, and where there's room to grow - The Points Guy

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is your response when someone says "how may I help you"?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

NY Federal Reserve finds a 'significant share' of companies saying they raised prices on goods not affected by tariffs - Fortune

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Everyone loved it.